I have two of them; we’ll call them Primo and Secondo. Most of the time they get along just fine.
Occasionally they are the worst of enemies. You know how it goes.
But the times I worry the most is when the bickering stops and they become partners in crime.
Silence can be deadly.
So…Exactly how long will a marshmallow last in a 1200 Watt microwave before becoming a slag heap fused to the plate and on the verge of catching fire?
Answer: Slightly longer than 1 minute.