Confectionary Napalm

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I have two of them; we’ll call them Primo and Secondo. Most of the time they get along just fine.

Occasionally they are the worst of enemies. You know how it goes.

But the times I worry the most is when the bickering stops and they become partners in crime.

Silence can be deadly.

So…Exactly how long will a marshmallow last in a 1200 Watt microwave before becoming a slag heap fused to the plate and on the verge of catching fire?

Answer: Slightly longer than 1 minute.

Help…me…

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